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first met Scrump on 42nd Street & Broadway on the Island
of Manhattan. She was able to procure for us sixth row seats to
see the "Lion King". It pays to have well-connected friends! |
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| Scrump
was a starlet in her own right. We didn't know what movie she
starred in, so she took us to Times Square & showed us a poster
of the feature that she made her cinematic debut. We had never heard
of it. I suppose it is a movie about sewing. |
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| Scrump-ey
really KNEW how to PAAAAARTY!!!. She knew Gotham like nobody's
business. She knew all the "Hot Spots" The only thing
she didn't know was, "What's this thumb doing 'twixt me legs?!". |
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| We
spent time with Scrumptious at NBC. Boy, talk about "Must
See TV"! We hung around here for hours as the brazen strumpet
flaunted herself at anyone that seemed to look like Al Roker. It
made me sick. |
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| The
Al Roker Watch was a dud. After sweating
her buns off, Scrump thought there's no better way to cool off than
a bit of ice skating. The cool air whizzing through your hair, crispness
nipping at your nose... When
we arrived, we found the skating surface covered with umbrellas.
It turns out that the ice skating rink is converted to a bistro
during the summer months. Disappointed!!! |
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| Scrump
knew the streets. Everywhere we went, people knew her. This
is her old buddy, the Iguana Lady. So named because of the
three iguanas ever-perched upon her head. |
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| What
better way to escape the stifling heat of the city than going
to your home on the ocean. Scrumpilla's contract allowed her to
buy a residence on Cape Cod. |
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| "The
sun feels different when you're laying around.", Scrump says.
What was tough to endure in the city is pure heaven when relaxing
on the sailboat of one of her friends. |
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| "When
ya git too hot, just jump over board and cool off!" Scrump
& Cump(Sandra & Dianne) frolicking in the cool waters of
Buzzard's Bay. |
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| Scrump-oneous
was quite the nautical savant. Here she demonstrates the proper
technique for tying a sailboat to a mooring buoy. |
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That's
all for now folks! Stay tuned for the
further adventures of Scrump, soon to appear in these pages!!!
(Hey, does that sail need trimming?)
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